#32—Cover up an indiscretion
Person One—co-host of the dinner party
Person Two—co-host of the dinner party.
Persons Three through Six
Setting: A dinner party.
For the first ten minutes, the people make polite dinner party conversation, ad lib.
Suddenly, there is a raspberry noise and all is briefly silent. Person One wrinkles their nose and looks pointedly at Person Two.
It was the dog.
We don’t have a dog.